Comments on Left. Right. Repeat.: Grandma's Post 3: Nerves

I definitely can see why you would want to be phot...

2009-06-19T13:56:15.682-05:00

I definitely can see why you would want to be photographed in front of that Chevy Spectrum (sans hub caps, of course.) You drive a Bonneville, right? That Spectrum still probably seems pretty cool to you.

Good luck at G-ma's, Dugan! Kick as much ass as I imagine you did dragging that Speculum.

Kill it. And then kill it again! And by "it," I ...

2009-06-19T13:25:32.854-05:00

Kill it. And then kill it again!

And by "it," I mean the marathon and then the beer.

Run well and drink well. Cheers!

If I were at Lemon Drop Hill, I would be signing "...

2009-06-19T11:35:35.214-05:00

If I were at Lemon Drop Hill, I would be signing "Too Legit, Too Legit to Quit"

An 8 year-old at a chiropractor is a sad thought. ...

2009-06-19T10:36:10.830-05:00

An 8 year-old at a chiropractor is a sad thought. The return joke: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

You'll be fine at G'ma's. In your honor, I may do my hill workout dressed in tinfoil and a medal (rather than the usual bloody bandages).

knock 'em dead slugger. you got this one in the b...

2009-06-19T09:22:13.877-05:00

knock 'em dead slugger. you got this one in the bag, and I can't wait to see how you finish. I'm pulling for you big guy!

and i think Glaven now is admitting he wants to bite toyBunZ on the ass! I knew he was twisted but geez.

Maybe they meant 70% reduction in fees, but the ze...

2009-06-19T08:12:46.950-05:00

Maybe they meant 70% reduction in fees, but the zero was wearing a belt.

Would that (70%) be acceptable?

Oooooo, man, that toyBuM has a great @$$ even in her comments!

Just KILLAH!1!

78% reduction in fees?? Are they NUTS???? Your in...

2009-06-19T08:04:02.425-05:00

78% reduction in fees?? Are they NUTS????

Your incisors clanked? Were you trying to kiss her or bite her?

Okay - enough questions from here. Good luck! You'll be great :D

G, Your "d8ck" misspelling reminds me of a joke an...

2009-06-19T05:50:49.635-05:00

G,
Your "d8ck" misspelling reminds me of a joke an 8 year old patient told me yesterday:

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

"Nice Belt."

Ba-Dum Ching!

And of course by "d8ck" I meant "d*ck". Geez. Shi...

2009-06-19T04:30:49.425-05:00

And of course by "d8ck" I meant "d*ck".

Geez. Shift-key issues.

So many straight lines ... it is sooo difficult to...

2009-06-19T04:29:13.849-05:00

So many straight lines ... it is sooo difficult to resist ...

But it would be too d*ckish, even for me, to slam you NOW.

So ... good luck!

One piece of advice: Do NOT listen to carrie! Do NOT "run hard" because if you do, your d8ck will just get in the way and you'll never get below 3 hours. (Plus ... no one wants to see those race photos! Except maybe teh Marcy.)

So save that for AFTER the race.

Now I have to run. (Possibly hard.)

P.S. Your first marry 4 years ago took 5:15? And now you're going for a sub-3? Man! Impressive! There's hope for me yet to run sub-3 ... 5k!

Hahahahahaha!

I'm so finding those shorts. See you at the finish...

2009-06-18T22:02:32.442-05:00

I'm so finding those shorts. See you at the finish! Run hard!